I need more revs - so let's feed the pigs

I've been digging away at my IT problems over the last few weeks. The most significant ones were of video quality, stemming from dropped video frames and invalid arguments. Well, I think I now have the answer. As I thought it means a new PC. Laptop hard drives only work at 5400rpm. Typical desktop speeds are 7200rpm. My little Acer is just not quick enough on the uptake. So to what should I upgrade? I did the sensible thing and asked my webhosts, Flying Flounder. Eric and Helen live not far from me in the Cornish countryside. "Have you ever seen a pig eat?" Eric asked me. I have but not recently. So we put on some boots and visited Babe and Curly in their comfortable sty. We even tried Eric's Farmer's Boy weighing tape on them. You put it around the amiable pig's armpits and the circumference of the said pig then translates into weight. Babe and Curly turned out not to be too fat but "nearly ready." Later we retired to Eric's ...