Swollen with tea

Now that's what i call a voluptous tea pot

Is this the most erotic teapot in the world? My sister thought so and, I have to admit, I think she may be on to something. I was partaking in an expedition to Trengwainton gardens near Penzance in Cornwall with my immediate family - Instant family? Just add tea! We asked for a pot of tea for three and got a very cheeky sauce pot, with this eye catching triple buttocked bottom to the pot. Marion couldn’t resist stroking it and out popped this genie. 

Actually he’s another diner but he looks like one doesn’t he?