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Ten odd things about the terrible giant lamb of Wormton (make that 11 things *stance*)

1.         The Wormton Lamb begins life as a normal lamb in Mr Gaffathwaite’s flock of Cornucopian Tablebacks.

2.                Billy Brockhouse sells his soul so he can daemonstrate (yes, daemonstrates) his aggro-chemicals to a sceptical farming community.

3.                The creature that results proves more than a match for even the cleverest three-headed sheepdog(s).

4.                The Wormton Lamb is never quite what it seems.

5.                The Mithering Brethren would love to take credit for the creation of the creature but – for once – are innocent of meddling.

6.                The Wormton Lamb might not have been such a disaster if Mr Heckmondwike, its shepherd, had managed to dip it in oregano-phosphates.

7.                The Wormton Lamb’s terrible bleat is mightier than its bite.

8.                It proves remarkably difficult to kill, possibly due to the influence of the G-gnome, a sort of small mad scientist in a lab coat with a test tube slung across his back.

9.                The Wormton Lamb is an innocent creature, a social animal ostracised by its flock and singled out by fate to terrorise the town of Wormton and the Wold around it. It never chose to be called into being in this manner and has suffered terrible psychological trauma.

10.             Although it was created unintentionally, Mrs Osmotherly is determined its demise is achieved humanely.

11.             How can a lamb prey on humans? Or are its giant parasites coming after us? Answer to that last one : yes

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